martinlkennedy:

Untitled by Nick Hyde (1970). From the book Visions (1975, published by Pomegranate).
deathtouchxoxo:

Keep It Trippy

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

(via itsoldjohn)

brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

image

(via mentalalchemy)

"‘no’
might make them angry
but
it will make you free."

Nayyirah Waheed, If No One Has Ever Told You, Your Freedom is More Important Than Their Anger (via quotebookshelf)

lots of thoughts

(via vampire-vulva)

(via monalisascat)

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

hell-tron:

OH SHIT LIL TURTLE GOING HARD

WATCH URSELF DONT SLIP

(via itsoldjohn)

queerplatonic-cuties:

if you don’t respect platonic love as equal to romantic love a million turtles will break into your house tonight and steal all your electronics

(via itsoldjohn)

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’
snailfart:

The cauldron spilled over.
Purple ombre / jelly sandwich, bottom —› top:
Zoya Miley
L’Oreal Lilac Coolers
L’Oreal Berry Nice
Max Factor Fantasy Fire
Kleancolor Chunky Holo Black
Orange swirl dry marble:
Sinful Colors Cloud 9
Sinful Colors Opal Glitter
NYC Purple Pizzazz Frost
snailfart:

The cauldron spilled over.
Purple ombre / jelly sandwich, bottom —› top:
Zoya Miley
L’Oreal Lilac Coolers
L’Oreal Berry Nice
Max Factor Fantasy Fire
Kleancolor Chunky Holo Black
Orange swirl dry marble:
Sinful Colors Cloud 9
Sinful Colors Opal Glitter
NYC Purple Pizzazz Frost
snailfart:

The cauldron spilled over.
Purple ombre / jelly sandwich, bottom —› top:
Zoya Miley
L’Oreal Lilac Coolers
L’Oreal Berry Nice
Max Factor Fantasy Fire
Kleancolor Chunky Holo Black
Orange swirl dry marble:
Sinful Colors Cloud 9
Sinful Colors Opal Glitter
NYC Purple Pizzazz Frost
snailfart:

The cauldron spilled over.
Purple ombre / jelly sandwich, bottom —› top:
Zoya Miley
L’Oreal Lilac Coolers
L’Oreal Berry Nice
Max Factor Fantasy Fire
Kleancolor Chunky Holo Black
Orange swirl dry marble:
Sinful Colors Cloud 9
Sinful Colors Opal Glitter
NYC Purple Pizzazz Frost
snailfart:

The cauldron spilled over.
Purple ombre / jelly sandwich, bottom —› top:
Zoya Miley
L’Oreal Lilac Coolers
L’Oreal Berry Nice
Max Factor Fantasy Fire
Kleancolor Chunky Holo Black
Orange swirl dry marble:
Sinful Colors Cloud 9
Sinful Colors Opal Glitter
NYC Purple Pizzazz Frost
beben-eleben:

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